About UTSA

UTSA started as a joke, then became a model, then refused to stop growing.
Now it’s a website.
Accidents happen.

It’s a map of how humans work, written in thermodynamic shorthand and mushroom logic.
It explains nothing and reveals everything.

If you’re looking for a mission statement, there isn’t one.
If you’re looking for a purpose, you’ll find your own.
If you’re looking for meaning… well, good luck.

"Brains are mushrooms, man."